Nicole Kidman Looking Wafer Thin After Birth of Daughter

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban were spotted in Nashville stepping out for coffee just two weeks after the birth of their daughter, Sunday Beef Roast on July 7th.

The newborn was nowhere to be seen and frankly neither was any leftover bulge on Nicole Kidman or the slightest hint that she had even delivered a baby a short time ago.

To top it off she wore figure skimming white, which seemed weird. Surely she would want to hide any, shall we say, unwanted unsightliness from view so quickly after the birth of her baby as Angelina Jolie did who had a fondness for wearing black tent dresses.

But no, Nicole was probably sick of being all covert during the “pregnancy” and needed to get out and stretch her skinny ass frame, forgetting that she would need to keep up the pretence long after the birth.

Did I mention Keith was there too.

Nicole Kidman Gives Birth to Sunday Roast on a Monday

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have become the proud parents of a baby girl, whom they have inexplicably named, Sunday Rose Kidman Urban.

The baby was born Monday morning in Nashville, People magazine confirmed.

Husband Keith was by Nicole's side, and mother and baby are very well," said spokesman Paul Freundlich, who added that the couple were "delighted" to make the announcement. He also said the baby girl weighed 6 lbs., 7.5 oz.

Kidman has two other children with her ex husband, Tom Cruise, Isabella 15 and Connor 13.

Only the previous Saturday, Keith Urban declared at a concert to 50,000 fans in Nashville (which Nicole also attended) that his wife was, very, very, very, very, very pregnant, so we knew that someone was going to pop soon.

In the weeks leading up to the birth, Kidman and Urban’s routine didn’t vary with regular early morning stops to Starbucks for coffee and Nicole attending her habitual spin and yoga classes which she curiously continued to go to throughout her entire pregnancy.

Getting ready for the baby had been a priority for the couple, even though when Urban turned up at a local radio station on June 24 and was quizzed about whether they were taking Lamaze classes, he seemed to know nothing about it and denied ever having taken them.

Luckily Nicole was listening and dialed the radio station to clear things up and tell the listening audience that "He doesn't know the name (of the classes), but he has been very good at it!" Kidman said. Oh glad you were listening Nicole and you straightened that out, because fancy Keith not even remembering he had taken classes in the first place.

Even though the couple announced they wouldnt publish images of their baby, it's only a matter of time.

We look forward to seeing Sunday Rose shortly.

Did You Know Nicole is Very, Very, Very, Very Pregnant?

Yeah that’s right, unlike countless other women who are just pregnant. Nicole Kidman is actually very, very, very, very, very pregnant.

So says Keith Urban who informed a crowd of nearly 50,000 people at a concert in Nashville on Saturday night. Enough already, we get it, the surrogate’s about to give birth.

"I’m going to dedicate a song to my very, very, very, very, VERY pregnant wife!" Urban said with a laugh, before singing his hit, "Better Half."

His wife, Nicole Kidman, was backstage, watching intently to make sure he told the audience exactly what she asked him to say and therefore enable the world press to pick up the story.

"Well, we’re home, Nashville," a jubilant Urban shrieked to the screaming crowd during the concert, before wishing them a happy Fourth of July, telling them, “We were blowing things up last night!” WTF?

There was speculation that Urban might join headliner Kenny Chesney after his set, but no, Urban left the stage once finished and joined his wife who would have fallen asleep as she has been seen doing at Urban’s previous concerts.

The two strolled hand-in-hand without a care in the world, lingering momentarily to wave to the crowds that they suddenly remembered were there before getting into a golf card and being whisked away.