September 6, 2008

One Can Opener, One Eye Opener, please

Renee Zellweger keeps her eyes closed to the world's problems

It has to be said, Renee Zellweger has got to be the only celeb in Hollywood that actually needs an eye opening operation.

Whilst everyone else’s eyes are getting larger after their faces are stretched tightly over their brains (that's right Madonna, I'm talking to you), Renee’s eyes seem to be sinking further into her head.

Here she is at the press conference for her movie ‘Appaloosa” at the 2008 Toronto International Film Festival.

If there are any plastic professionals out there who are willing to offer their help to this worthy cause, please get in touch.