Joaquin Phoenix wasted no time in launching his new career as a musician now that he has formally retired from acting. I didn’t know he was so ghetto, so badass, so down with it.
He appeared at the Funkmosphere in Culver City last week where he turned up decked out in some killa rap threads which were light on the bling but heavy on the tude and that boy worked that microphone till his voice was hoarse. His rhymes were killin and the beats were chillin or some shit.
Well actually, put it this way, as a rapper Joaquin Phoenix makes a good actor. It was just one really long monotone on the mic, his wordy rappinghood style was just annoying like some drunk on a karaoke machine that you just can’t get off.
Joaquin, what happened? Your ass used to be so sweet.
If this is your new chosen career you had better get down and dirty cause at the moment you just got shit coming.
Check out the excruciating video footage here. TMZ
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