Mel Gibson Asks The Church To Pray For Him

And he’s going to need their prayers too.

After all there’s a $1 billion fortune at stake so parting with half of that to loyal wife of twenty eight years, Robyn Moore, 53, has kept Gibson, also 53, worried with grief and needing of Catholic guidance.

The once religiously pious actor is not having a good run of late. His alleged Russian girlfriend, singer, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant and hearing of this news was the last straw for wife, Robyn who has been putting up with Mel’s philandering ways for many years.

Apparently he has had a string of girlfriends over the years and it seems now all wasn’t blissfully perfect in the Gibson residence with Mel and Robyn, parents to seven children, not living as a couple since 2006.

Mel has now moved Oskana and her 11 year old son to actor, Timothy Dalton, into one of his mansions in California.

Gibson, was romantically linked to the Russian brunette after he was photographed with a bikini-clad woman, known only as "Oksana" on a Costa Rican beach.

These latest revelations come after Gibson surprised a conference of US Catholic bishops earlier this week and asked them to pray for him, saying 'Keep me in your prayers, I'm going through a bad time in my life."

Realising that Gibson’s plight was a grave and more serious concern than any of the world issues the bishops had on their list of causes to pray for, they immediately pledged to help save his soul and naturally keep his fortune intact. Mel felt so sad think his wealth could shortly be halved that he asked for as many prayers as possible.

Prayers aside, Gibson didn’t waste any time hiring a top lawyer as did his wife Robyn, and one thing’s for sure, their upcoming divorce promises to be one grand Hollywood spectacle.

Plastic Phil Spector Manages A Reaction To Verdict

The verdict in the retrial of has been pop producer Phil Spector was finally reached after a five month retrial. And the result? A resounding guilty.

An audible sigh went through the courtroom, possibly happiness or just relief that finally nobody had to look at the demented bird like creature with a frozen paris trout any longer.

Phil looked visibly shocked when the verdict was read, which was alarming in itself as his face hasn’t moved like that for over twenty years.

Nearly two years ago in 2007, at the first trial for the murder of actress Lana Clarkson, it appeared that Spector would walk away a free man as it ended a mistrial. However, this time around, Spector was not so lucky and the jury felt certain that Spector was their man.

Spector’s musical career all but dried up somewhere in the 70’s and since then he has spent his time tormenting women and getting cheap work done to his face.

He once had a successful career as a music producer in the 60’s and became famous as the man behind the “Wall of Sound,” a swirl of melody and percussion that was the underlying foundation of some of the greatest recordings of that time such as the Ronettes “Be My Baby,” and Ike and Tina Turner’s “River Deep, Mountain High.”

He went on to produce classic albums such as the Beatles “Let It Be” and John Lennon’s “Imagine,” which makes his utter desperate demise into an ant of a human being all the more horrible.

On May 29, Phil Spector, 68 will be sentenced for being found guilty of second-degree murder. He could potentially spend the rest of his life behind bars.

Spector will clearly have a long time to reflect on his actions to women, whether he has any remorse regarding his behavour is another matter altogether but at least we won’t have to look at his deranged face any longer.

Nicole Kidman Attempts Sexy Back

Nicole Kidman hasn’t got many avenues left to head down these days to get the kind of publicity she used to be able to achieve.

The only option left for her is the red carpet.

The woman gives good red carpet, seriously. She is one of the best there is, she works it well, has Keith trained beautifully on his poses and knows how to get the best money shots. She should be good though, she learnt from the master, Tom Cruise.

She had that shit down pat with Cruise, he nuzzled her neck on queue, they looked moodily into each others eyes and they gave cold yet sexy stares to the awaiting photographers. It was all in a day’s work and that’s why they were the number one couple in their heyday.

Now things have changed and Nic wants to regain the throne with the help of husband, Keith Urban. However, she has a few issues to contend with that so far have stopped her getting there.

One of them is Keith. He just doesn’t have it the same desire that she or even Tom Cruise had. He’s a laid back dude and not publicity hungry and you can tell he is more concerned if he has succeeded in acting out the pose that Nicole told him to do when they were practicing in front of the mirror at home because she could get angry if he gets it wrong.

Secondly, Nicole’s face has changed so dramatically since her glory days with Tom that she looks positively senior citizen; hence she just doesn’t look hip and happening.

Because of this Nicole has had to compromise. Now she doesn’t mind where the red carpet is or what it’s for, who cares, if she spies a red carpet, she is so there.

That’s what she and Keith appeared to be doing at the Country Music Awards last weekend.

Nicole was wearing an ankle length black dress all blinged up to the max which was all covered up at the front, but the reverse of her dress had a wide slash to reveal her toned back. Naturally she was overdressed next to the other attendees who wore Stetsons and jeans.

Nicole ensured that every picture the paps snapped had her back strategically placed for maximum coverage. She orchestrated some additional shots with Keith, where they appeared to laugh at nothing particular, knock heads as they have done in numerous photos previously and looking like they were having the best time together.

The woman will never give up her scheming and try to just be a normal human being. We know she needs to keep getting work (even though she had declared repeatedly to the world she wants to give up Hollywood) but at some point, doesn’t she just want to move on with her life?

Then again it’s probably too late for that kind of behaviour now. She really can’t remember the all the many stories she keeps telling the world, just like the way she can’t remember ever using Botox.

Madonna Is An Army Booted, Camouflage Suited Mum

Are we really all that surprised that Madonna’s adoption case was rejected?

Ok we are surprised. I mean come on, nobody, I mean nobody has dared to turn Madonna down, well at least nobody has before, but Malawi, where Madonna is attempting to adopt her second child, Mercy, from, did just that and left Madonna openmouthed, dumbfounded and momentarily gob smacked as to what to do next.

But really, did she even attempt to follow the guidelines of the adoption process of Malawi? Did she try to ingratiate herself with the locals? Did she come over all motherly and warm and fuzzy? Or did Madge just bamboozle herself into trying to get what she wants and when she wants it because the woman has the patience of an ant so things must move at her god damn super fast pace or get the hell out of her face.

Did she need to walk down the dusty streets of Malawi wearing a combination of laced up army boots, combat pants, ginormous sunnies and Heidi of the alps tied plaits. Just what the hell kind of mother type look was that? She looked like she was either ready for war or ready to start vogueing rather than cuddling her newly acquired daughter. If I was Mercy, I would be petrified too if my mother turned out to be an army sergeant and asked me to drop to my knees and do twenty push ups.

Maybe in New York that look is really common for mothers, but certainly not in the simple streets of Malawi where Madonna, her brood and a hurd of paparazzi stood out glaringly against the backdrop.

This story isn’t over ofcourse. Madonna will never leave anything without a good fight but the Malawi people must be glad at the very least that her fashion sense has left the country and they can rest their eyes on their beautiful landscape once again.

Hello Sailor – John Mayer Gets His Sea Legs Out On Display

John Mayer gets stranger by the day. Gone are the smouldering, brooding singer, guitarist days of yore. Ok he can turn that on if he wants to, but clearly he doesn’t want to anymore.

He thinks he is some sort of super funny comedian now and he is pulling all the stops out to channel this new found supposed talent. It’s not a good look for him and more to the point, he’s really not funny.

Somewhere along the line someone said to him, hey dude, you are like really funny and you know that saying don’t believe the hype? Well you guessed it, he believed that shit.

Here he is on the Mayercraft, a 3 day gay old cruise to Mexico that Mayer hosted for his sycophantic attendees and entertained them with his music, comedy and antics including debuting a song called “Heartbreak Warfare” which left people wondering if it was about Jennifer Aniston, declaring in a comedy sketch that he had got it on with Perez Hilton and alluding to partaking in a bit of gayness on the side in a bid to be witty and risqué as well as showcasing his very long legs in this miniscule naval ensemble.

Ok it has to be said John Mayer is extremely good looking but he is going out of his way to damage his image and alienate his audience by acting like a total fool. The song “Daughters” is never going to be the same for me again when all I can picture is Mayer in those ludicrous shorts.

Ok the whole thing is mildly amusing but it just reeks of arrogant famewhoring.

At least we know one thing for sure, he’s not the next Sasha Baron Cohen.

Kylie Minogue Spends Forty Dollars on Clothes Budget

Times are lean for all of us at the moment. There is a global economic crisis going down and we are all affected for many years to come.

OK well us normal folk are affected, I don’t mean celebrities. Let’s face it, celebrities live above and beyond the poverty line and probably don’t even know that the world is in bad shape financially speaking or perhaps they watch the news from their Bel Air homes safe in the knowledge that their fortunes are rock solid.

Well at least we thought that was the story until one celebrity, Ms Kylie Minogue was seen shopping up big at charity store, Salvation Army in Melbourne, Australia.

The usually label conscious fashion diva, who only last year pocketed 2 million pounds for 2 short performances in Dubai, must have already blown all her cash as she had come down to her last $40 and decided to spend it at the Salvation Army store on two dresses, a hat and a skirt.

The store manager of Salvation Army said the star tried her best to hide from the media but her massive shades gave her away.

Minogue seems to favour shopping on the cheap. She was previously seen shopping at Vinnies, another charity store in Sydney only a few years ago.

So what did she do with the 2 million pounds we wonder that she needs to shop cheaply or is she just a good old fashioned scab? We think maybe just a scab.

Honestly, celebrities are doing nothing to help stimulate the economy. They are the only ones left with the big bucks now that CEO’s who try to sneak off with massive retirement packages are being halted.

Perhaps celebrities have realized attention is turning towards them and their big money as they are taking to hiding it under their mattress and living a hand to mouth existence.

Kylie is clearly starting with her financial plan now and storing her cash in a safe place because one day someone from the tax department might knock on her door and say give us your money, to which Kylie’s response will be,

“You’ll have to find it first.”