Plastic Phil Spector Manages A Reaction To Verdict

The verdict in the retrial of has been pop producer Phil Spector was finally reached after a five month retrial. And the result? A resounding guilty.

An audible sigh went through the courtroom, possibly happiness or just relief that finally nobody had to look at the demented bird like creature with a frozen paris trout any longer.

Phil looked visibly shocked when the verdict was read, which was alarming in itself as his face hasn’t moved like that for over twenty years.

Nearly two years ago in 2007, at the first trial for the murder of actress Lana Clarkson, it appeared that Spector would walk away a free man as it ended a mistrial. However, this time around, Spector was not so lucky and the jury felt certain that Spector was their man.

Spector’s musical career all but dried up somewhere in the 70’s and since then he has spent his time tormenting women and getting cheap work done to his face.

He once had a successful career as a music producer in the 60’s and became famous as the man behind the “Wall of Sound,” a swirl of melody and percussion that was the underlying foundation of some of the greatest recordings of that time such as the Ronettes “Be My Baby,” and Ike and Tina Turner’s “River Deep, Mountain High.”

He went on to produce classic albums such as the Beatles “Let It Be” and John Lennon’s “Imagine,” which makes his utter desperate demise into an ant of a human being all the more horrible.

On May 29, Phil Spector, 68 will be sentenced for being found guilty of second-degree murder. He could potentially spend the rest of his life behind bars.

Spector will clearly have a long time to reflect on his actions to women, whether he has any remorse regarding his behavour is another matter altogether but at least we won’t have to look at his deranged face any longer.