Kylie Minogue Spends Forty Dollars on Clothes Budget

Times are lean for all of us at the moment. There is a global economic crisis going down and we are all affected for many years to come.

OK well us normal folk are affected, I don’t mean celebrities. Let’s face it, celebrities live above and beyond the poverty line and probably don’t even know that the world is in bad shape financially speaking or perhaps they watch the news from their Bel Air homes safe in the knowledge that their fortunes are rock solid.

Well at least we thought that was the story until one celebrity, Ms Kylie Minogue was seen shopping up big at charity store, Salvation Army in Melbourne, Australia.

The usually label conscious fashion diva, who only last year pocketed 2 million pounds for 2 short performances in Dubai, must have already blown all her cash as she had come down to her last $40 and decided to spend it at the Salvation Army store on two dresses, a hat and a skirt.

The store manager of Salvation Army said the star tried her best to hide from the media but her massive shades gave her away.

Minogue seems to favour shopping on the cheap. She was previously seen shopping at Vinnies, another charity store in Sydney only a few years ago.

So what did she do with the 2 million pounds we wonder that she needs to shop cheaply or is she just a good old fashioned scab? We think maybe just a scab.

Honestly, celebrities are doing nothing to help stimulate the economy. They are the only ones left with the big bucks now that CEO’s who try to sneak off with massive retirement packages are being halted.

Perhaps celebrities have realized attention is turning towards them and their big money as they are taking to hiding it under their mattress and living a hand to mouth existence.

Kylie is clearly starting with her financial plan now and storing her cash in a safe place because one day someone from the tax department might knock on her door and say give us your money, to which Kylie’s response will be,

“You’ll have to find it first.”