Geez, what a difference a few months make.
As recently as June, Tom Cruise was spotted out and about shakin’ those meaty jowls and stacked pounds on that beef cakey frame of his. However, in just a short time, we are witness to a leaner as well as a tighter Tom too and no I don’t just mean his ass. His face is tauter than not only his ex wife, Nicole Kidman’s but even the face he had in “Risky Business.”
Just what the hell is going on? I don’t recognise him.
His Cheshire grin looks more sleazy than cheesy.
Clearly there had been a comprehensive rejuvenation program scheduled into Tom’s diary from June of this year to allow ample time for the modifications to be finalised before promotion of “Valkyrie” his latest movie, started in early December.
The six month course would have included some fat draining, stomach stapling, face tightening, then onto Rodeo Drive for a spot of gay wardrobe shopping and Voila – Hello Gorgeous!
Tom’s no longer the tough jock guy; he’s the new age sensitive guy.
Goodbye “Top Gun.” Hello “Cocktail” and pass that man bag whilst you’re at it.
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Tom is looking really creepy these days. He was soooo good looking especially in the Jerry Maguire days, (he had me at hello) . He face looks wierd like he is a gay man of 80 trying to look young. Something strange here, but then again when is he ever been normal?
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