Finally, finally – a celebrity who really cares about the world, is aware of the impending economic crisis and is willing to do their part in coming up with really useful ways to help out the woman and man on the street struggling to cope during these cash strapped times.
Catherine has been working on some inexpensive beauty tips that she would like to share with you. They can all be made at home with just some old food you have hanging around the house.
Mrs Douglas explained in a recent interview, “I rub a mixture of honey and salt all over my body to moisturise and exfoliate. You wash it off and your skin is gorgeous,” she said.
“Also, I love to eat an apple after a meal, just to cleanse my teeth - they always look polished afterwards. If there aren't any apples in the fruit bowl, a strawberry will suffice.”
“The juice or pulp of strawberries contains malic acid which serves as an astringent and can lighten surface stains,” she explains. “Pineapples work the same way.”
However, while her rather unusual beauty regime appears to have its benefits, Catherine admitted it has its drawbacks too. “I do condition my hair with honey and beer.” “I smell like the bottom of a beer barrel for days afterwards but it’s very good for the hair.”
Oh, she’s a smart girl, though she was once a poor girl from Wales.
Catherine’s not going to waste her or Michael’s hard earned cash on expensive creams and lotions. Being the thrifty girl that she is, she just grabs the jar of honey after the kids finish their morning breakfast and then smears it all over her body. Once finished, Catherine returns it to the kitchen for the next morning’s breakfast.
Sometimes the honey has a few toast crumbs in it but it doesn’t matter, it just aids exfoliation. And who cares if she smells like a rancid old hobo for days after washing her hair in beer. If it helps to save a few pennies, then that’s all that matters.
You can never be too careful during harsh economic times, and it’s good to see at least somebody in Hollywood being frugal. I mean, let’s not assume that only our broke asses are on the line.
So thank you for caring Catherine.
Note: After the interview, Catherine took her cheap skin and flew back in a private plane to her home in Barbados.
There are some things a girl just won’t scrimp on.
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She looks like a cheap skate. Her skin looks like crap anyway. She should try using Michaels money and spending on some exy pots of cream she is bad need of it. Last time I saw her she had a shitty make up job!
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