March 12, 2009

Madonna: Desperately Seeking Youth

Madonna raids her daughter's wardrobe to stay young

Madonna made a desperate play to show she can still kick it with the young girls out there by dressing up in a ridiculous school girl outfit to attend a fancy dress party for the Jewish celebration of Purim which was held at the Kabbalah Centre in New York on Monday night.

Looking more like her daughter Lourdes especially with her newly acquired twelve year old face to match, Madonna, 50, did nothing to dispel rumours that she is jealous of Lourdes trend setting look and growing popularity, by raiding her daughter’s wardrobe and demanding she lend her mother her Converse sneakers for the event.

Clearly, Madonna wanted to set the record straight to anyone who thought she might be ready for a granny blanket and a warm cup of soup, hope you are taking note Guy Ritchie.

Jesus Luz, her alleged new toyboy, for reasons known only to the couple, was dressed as The Joker, complete with scary face paint which obscured his usual handsome features. To add to the confusing he arrived at the Centre hand in hand with Jessica Seinfeld.

We can only wonder what Jerry wore?

2 comments:

  1. She is probably worried that Lourdes will steal Jesus away from her

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  2. Yeah I can see why she is jealous of her daughter Lourdes. The press and public like her and she is a cool kid despite having an exhibitionist for a mother. Poor Lourdes she will never be able to shine in her own light when her mother is around. Madonna is competive even with her own children. She should act her age not a her shoe size and in this case as they are Lourdes probably a size 6.

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