In yet another attempt to show the world that they are gloriously in love and their relationship still has legs media wise, Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman did their best to act like they really cared for each other. Unfortunately nobody actually cares for them.
Never has the world beamed down two more boring individuals than these two robotic advertisements for plastic surgery gone wrong and a demonstration of acting class 101.
Nicole who it would appear will now go to the opening of a safety pin, due to lack of work commitments, accompanied her heavily pancaked hubbie to the American Music Awards on Sunday night.
Nic practically ran onto the red carpet and dropped to her knees to inhale the shag pile, she had missed it so much. She had been experiencing a red carpet withdrawal since her Oscar win when things started to go downhill.
Kidman was in seventh heaven on the red carpet at the American Music Awards. Keith on the other hand, was concerned if he had performed his poses correctly and wondered if he would be in trouble later. The couple executed their now famous profile to profile move which they have patented and have used on many previous red carpets.
They created the move as Keith’s makeup and three day growth messed up Nicole’s tightly pulled face, so with this move, no actual facial contact was required, just a deep intense stare into each other’s eyes which conveyed a seriously loved up couple to people watching.
Keith took his feelings for his sweetheart further by professing his love for Kidman and not to be forgotten, little Sunday when he picked up the award for Favourite Country Artist award at the show.
On accepting the award he said, "To my wife, I just love you so much, baby girl," "This is for you and Sunday."
Kidman sat in the front row and beamed at her husband because he memorised what they workshopped together beautifully.
Baby girl and pancake face left shortly after satisfied that they had produced yet another brilliant show.
We look forward to the next red carpet event to see the same moves performed yet again.
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Boooooooooooring, these two are soooooooooo dulsville. She seems to have her lips inflated for the night. Her dress is nice of course. He is really uncool and so 80's with his streaks. I guess they will be working the red carpet this awards/movie season.
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