And The Best Actress Oscar Goes to ... J Lo

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Obvious, right? For the highly viewed and critically acclaimed gem “El Cantante”. You seen it yet? Yeah didn’t think so. Guess nobody in the Academy did either.

But J Lo has, hundreds of times to be sure and felt she was shit hot and deserving to pick up that prize.

Once becoming a mommy to twins, Hollywood yawned and moved on leaving Ms Lopez with no choice but to get some serious publicity behind that huge butt of hers.

Delusional as hell, she told Latina Magazine, “I feel like I had that Oscar worthy role in ‘El Cantante’, but I don’t even think the academy members saw it. I feel like it’s their responsibility to do that, to see everything that’s out there, everything that could be great.”

Referring to the 2008 Oscars, she said “ It was funny; when the Oscars were on, I had just given birth on the 22nd, and the Oscars, I think, were a day or two later. I was sitting there with my twins - I couldn’t have been happier - but I was like, ‘How dope would it have been if I would’ve won the Oscar and been here in my hospital bed accepting the award?’ ‘Thank you so much! I just want to thank the academy!’ ”

Yeah seriously dope or dopey.

Can the woman speak so confidently after delivering that movie motza ball, “Gigli,” possibly the worst movie ever made?

Clearly she can.

The ego has definitely landed at the Lopez residence. Her husband Marc Anthony was in the movie too, but unfortunately he didn’t reach the dizzy heights of J Lo’s acting range so nobody mentioned him.

Jennifer from the block does feel she will get the Best Actress Oscar some day, her resolve will make it happen, mark my words.

She said, “Things will happen when they’re supposed to happen. I have the utmost faith and no doubt that it will one day, when and if it’s supposed to. You can’t get all crazy twisted over it.”

And don’t you doubt her. If Nicole can win one for wearing a plastic nose, it’s only a matter of time before J Lo’s stands at that podium to accept her Oscar.