Did You Know Nicole is Very, Very, Very, Very Pregnant?

Yeah that’s right, unlike countless other women who are just pregnant. Nicole Kidman is actually very, very, very, very, very pregnant.

So says Keith Urban who informed a crowd of nearly 50,000 people at a concert in Nashville on Saturday night. Enough already, we get it, the surrogate’s about to give birth.

"I’m going to dedicate a song to my very, very, very, very, VERY pregnant wife!" Urban said with a laugh, before singing his hit, "Better Half."

His wife, Nicole Kidman, was backstage, watching intently to make sure he told the audience exactly what she asked him to say and therefore enable the world press to pick up the story.

"Well, we’re home, Nashville," a jubilant Urban shrieked to the screaming crowd during the concert, before wishing them a happy Fourth of July, telling them, “We were blowing things up last night!” WTF?

There was speculation that Urban might join headliner Kenny Chesney after his set, but no, Urban left the stage once finished and joined his wife who would have fallen asleep as she has been seen doing at Urban’s previous concerts.

The two strolled hand-in-hand without a care in the world, lingering momentarily to wave to the crowds that they suddenly remembered were there before getting into a golf card and being whisked away.