It was really just too much to bear for us mere mortals.
As Brangelina glided down the red carpet at the “Changeling” premiere on the 4th at the Ziegfeld Theatre in New York, our hearts were in our mouths.
There was just too much beauty in the room – we were temporarily blinded by the heat given off by these demi-gods.
Please take your heavenliness elsewhere, we just can’t stand it. Even Clint Eastwood appeared in a trance, stunned by Brangelina’s halo of perfection.
Looking classy and amazingly hot in a black strapless dress, Angelina was streets ahead of every other try-hard in Hollywood with her minimal look and accompanied by beautiful handbag Brad, who sexed it up with his mo and ever so casually slung black scarf.
The sound of cameras clicking every millisecond was deafening and yet Ang remained serene, sacred and god-like above the chaos as we all fell at her feet and fainted upon sighting her after being barred from viewing her image for so long.
Pray for us, please holy lady that somehow one day we will be worthy and you will select us as an orphan to join your brood.
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