Wonky Eye Mariah

What’s wrong with Mariah’s left eye? It looks a little wonky. Or maybe the happy pill just hasn’t worn off yet. Mariah is with new hubby, Nick Cannon at the 2008 Whitney Museum of American Art’s gala and studio party at the Whitney Museum of American Art on 20 October in New York. Her little black dress is surprisingly on the bigger side of little. Usually she prefers something more miniscule.

Mariah likes to start her party routine around 2pm after she awakens at midday from a bed of duck yellow 600 thread count Egyptian cotton sheets. She bathes only in the finest Poland spring water shipped in for that very purpose scented with the buds of a hundred pale yellow roses.

After her bath she massages in luxurious layers of her favourite body lotion, M by Mariah Carey all over her body and slips into her very little black dress which sits demurely just above the crotch line. Finally a happy pill arrives on a silver plate accompanied by a bottle of her favourite Cristal champagne with a champagne flute. Just the ticket to ensure her Cheshire grin stays firmly in place at the party.

Before she leaves, Mariah nibbles on a light snack of donuts, bagels, croissants, waffles, cheese & crackers, tortilla, pasta, sandwiches, hamburgers, French fries, chicken pot pie, fried chicken, roast turkey, pork chops, mashed potato so she can fashionably waste her meal at the event.

I guess on this particular occasion Mariah might have washed down her happy pill with just a little too much Cristal.

Note: Food requirements taken verbatim from Mariah's backstage rider.