November 13, 2008

There's Nothing Like A Red Carpet To Get A Girl Going

Honoree Nicole Kidman arrives with Keith Urban at GLAMOUR's 2008 Women of the Year Awards




Well it’s that time again. Nicole is doing what she does best - walking down a red carpet promoting herself.

Here she is arriving at the 2008 Glamour Women of the Year Awards in New York, freezing her ass off no less but she is one determined woman. After all she is in her element. No matter that everyone else is bundled up against the cold, she is in Nicole rapture time and nothing else figures. Not even Keith. This is when Nicole does some of her best acting work.

I must keep my body firm - bum out, breasts up and perky. Face taut and terrific. God I’m beautiful!

Meanwhile Keith laughs squarely at nobody in particular. Nicole gives him a quick nasty furrowed brow (which is not hard when you have the Botox Brow)

You didn’t practice that correctly at home you fool, I said nuzzle my neck, then laugh as if we have shared some great intimacy.


Must be hard for the tanned gnome to live up to her Highness.

4 comments:

  1. I just feel sorry for her Handbag!

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  2. Keiths an A class idiot

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  3. Her face is looking freshly botox'd in anticpation for the Australia roadshow to begin and she must be freezing her plastic tits off! She loves the virginal white look for some strange reason.

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