In case you didn’t know, that's Jennifer Aniston under that hoodie and striped scarf coming out of John Mayer’s NY apartment, Friday night. Yeah sorry Jen, had to blow your cover and give it away to the world.
Perhaps if you tried to look more inconspicuous you would have gone a bit more unnoticed instead of coming out all skanky ho tracksuit girl.
We know you don’t want to look like you was gettin jiggy with Mayer and then leaving to go back to your own apartment, but we are all adults here so just get over yourself and figure out which role to play.
Jen clearly must have been reading my blog, because the very next day she re-materialised out of Mayer’s flat in the morning, after a second night of horizontal mambo, but this time she seemed happy to reveal herself to the waiting paparazzi, not cowering under her hoodie, with just her striped scarf as a clue to her identity. She even went so far as to offer a small smile for the cameras as if to say, yes it’s me, yes I’ve been having sexy time with Mayer, yes I have lustrous blonde hair and a tight bod.
Jen’s ramping up all stops to ensure “Marley & Me” is a success when it opens on Christmas Day, so only maximum press overkill will do. And I think she’s figured just how to do that. Walk out of you’re toy boy’s building with head high. Pimp your ass and flaunt your slutiness. You go girl.
To see the full details of Jen's overkill, click here.
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