Aniston & Mayer Go For The Kill, The Press Overkill

Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer being spotted in New York is just so common now, it’s practically an hourly occurrence, especially in the final days leading up to Christmas when Aniston’s movie “Marley & Me” opens.

It’s vital to be spotted at frequent intervals around town and if there is a toy boy with you that can help you sell even more media space, then all the better. Images can then be taken of the couple and splashed worldwide but the essential point here is to be front and center in people’s minds before the movie starts.

Aniston needs this to be a box office hit if she wants to keep working in movie land. Her other attempts have generally been shit, so all bets have been placed on Marley’s furry shoulders. Aniston’s asking a lot with a story about a puppy but hey it’s Christmas, you just never know.

To aid this effort, Aniston & Mayer were seen two nights in a row this week, walking, just walking, to where exactly nobody knew or cared. They didn’t want to use their hire car to take them the five steps required to get from one venue to the next as has previously been the norm because they needed the paparazzi to take a shot or at least fifty so people don’t forget who they are in time for Aniston’s movie release.

They smiled, giggled and looked adoringly into each other’s eyes. Well Aniston looked into Mayer’s eyes and Mayer just looked strange. The whole thing seemed staged as previously they have gone out of their way to avoid being photographed together.

As it was Aniston who was due to gain from the public display of affection, Mayer not wanting to be overshadowed, came up with this pearl to help his girly’s movie.

"I'm happy to report the movie is completely in focus."
"I want everyone to know that," he told the gathered paps.

He then joked that he and Aniston were walking all the way to Harlem. "90 more blocks, guys!" he teased photographers. "90 more blocks!"

Oh, he’s an absolute scream that one.

The paps chuckled at the merriment being shared amongst them and all was well again that snowy night in New York.