Nicole Kidman Is Crying Into Her Pillow

Nicole Kidman’s PR machine has let it be known covertly, via the various media channels, that Kidman is extremely wounded by all the criticism that has been thrown at her for her work in recent movie “Australia.”

She would like to know why all the mud that has been slung about hasn’t been aimed at anyone else in the movie. Surely there were others that were really bad too? Why didn’t they also get their asses caned?

Due to this, Kidman has declared to anyone within earshot that she won’t be returning home to Sydney for Christmas with daughter, Sunday Rose, but will remain in privacy at her Nashville home. Yeah, so what’s the problem?

I thought she announced recently that she absolutely adored Nashville and hoped Sunday Rose would acquire a southern accent? OK, Nicole, so start working on that project now.

Did Nicole ever actually hang out in Australia? I only recall her arriving in Australia when she was either a) filming a movie or b) working the red carpet, so not sure what she means by her statement.

Additionally, why is she directing her hurt feelings towards Australia? If memory serves, the more complimentary of reviews of her performance in the movie were from Australian film reviewers, possibly her friends of course, but encouraging none the less. In fact, most of the more damaging assessments have been dished out by both European and US critics, so how was Australia solely responsible?

Alright, so the woman’s hurting inside, and to be fair, I can understand. This unexpected dislike for La Kidman appears to have come with great ferocity and all of a sudden. But in reality, it has been building in the background for a number of years.

In moments like this, Nicole reverts to playing the victim but does she ever think that perhaps, just perhaps, she is somehow responsible? Maybe if she did a little soul searching and worked her way through the all the lies she has previously told, she might find the cause for this monumental backlash that has been directed at her.

She should ask herself questions like; does she somehow cause these bad feelings amongst people? Did she ever know how to act in the first place? Does she ever remember using Botox on her face that she has been using now for many years? C’mon Nicole, be truthful, at least to yourself.

Then again, in the words of Jack Nicholson in “A Few Good Men,”

“Maybe you can’t handle the truth.”

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