Madonna’s Publicist Gets Her Ass Kicked

Looks like Madonna’s sycophant PR sidekick, Liz Rosenberg, is in some deep shit with the boss lady.

It appears she spoke her mouth off too early on Monday disclosing the sums of Madonna & Guy Ritchie’s divorce settlement to all and sundry via the Associated Press.

By Wednesday, Madonna and Guy Ritchie had issued a jointly statement saying, "A misleading and inaccurate statement, specifically in relation to the sums of money involved, was wrongly issued to AP this week.

"The financial details of the settlement will remain private, save to say that both of us are happy with our agreement. Our primary concern, like any co-parents, is the care and well being of our children."

Yeah that’s right, it was all the PR chick’s fault and had nothing to do with either Madonna or Guy Ritchie.

Rosenberg was, of course, just following orders instructed by Madonna, who told her to release the statement so the world knew that she, Madonna, wasn’t a skanky miser who hoards all her money but was prepared to throw some small change Ritchie’s way and additionally thwart press reports that Ritchie’s camp had planted stating that he wasn’t interested in her money at all.

But Ritchie was pissed that Madonna didn’t abide to their agreement and had let the world know the exact figures involved. He was determined to look like the victim in the story as had been his angle all along. Madonna was forced to retract the statement this week but only after the world absorbed just exactly how much money she was going to pay him. Probably her plan all along?

Ritchie definitely was interested in Madonna’s money and Madonna definitely didn’t want to share her pennies not to mention art collection with Ritchie so by releasing a subsequent statement, they could both cover their asses.

Ahh....It’s so nice to see an ex-couple uniting in the end.

We get to finally see what the pair had in common in the first place – money.

Now that’s true love.