Paris Hilton Saves Australian Economy With Mega Shopping Spree

Hoorah for Paris!

The heiress and lovable airhead has singlehandedly rescued Australia from an economic crisis after spending up big on a shopping spree in Melbourne yesterday.

Financial experts are placing high hopes on Ms Hilton, contemplating just how much the socialite will spend in her remaining days in the country and speculating on the financial return her visit could net.

Paris jetted into Melbourne yesterday morning with her sister Nicky and new bestie Brittany Flickinger for some much needed rest, recuperation, recovery and retail damage.

In addition, Hilton will be making an appearance at the Bongo Virus New Years Eve party in Sydney of which she will reportedly be paid the handsome amount of $100,000. Chicken feed really – Paris probably uses that on her weekly French Manicure bill.

Paris & posse rested briefly at the Como Hotel, pausing for a quick cosmopolitan and a touch up before attacking the posh strip of South Yarra shops with gusto.

Store owners closed their shops to accommodate Ms Hilton & her entourage’s wishes. All the while the media throng and onlookers pasted their faces to the shop windows looking longingly in on the exhibits in the zoo and hoping for a bone to be thrown their way. But the the stick figure was oblivious to their stares and shopped with abandon leaving no stone unturned and store displays in dissaray.

A forty minute shopping bender cost Hilton a cool $5,000 for 30 dresses and put a smile on retailers’ faces. They hadn’t seen that kind of spending since the glory days of the 80’s.

Whilst most of the public have been prudently counting their pennies and cutting back on gifts during the Christmas season, perhaps opting for the packet of ham slices over the leg of ham this year, Paris showed all that the Hilton fortune was rock solid.

Clearly the recent robbery at the Hilton residence in LA only a week or so ago where approximately $2million worth of jewellery was stolen didn’t cause Ms Hilton any concern about the lessening of her fortune and the sadness of that loss propelled her to continue with her retail therapy as a means of healing the pain.

Hilton flies into Sydney today to prepare for her attendance at the Bongo Virus NYE party as well as to allow time to choose which of the thirty dresses gets the opportunity to be worn to the event.