January 8, 2009

Brad Pitt – Bringing Respect Back to Affairs

Grainy Brad Takes Pride in His Actions
While other human beings carry out their clandestine affairs with deceit, lust and guilt, Brad Pitt is the only person in the world that can hold his head up high; proud of the decent and dignified way he handled his affair with Angelina Jolie whilst being married to Jennifer Aniston.

Pitt was mouthing off in yet another interview for W magazine where he managed to twist reality and come across as some sort of saint just in time for the Oscar nomination list to be announced. Pitt is on the cover of the magazine looking a bit Button-ey - all wrinkly, grainy and real, possibly implying the guy is true and speaks no bullshit.

The love triangle concerning Pitt, Jolie & Aniston is resurrected yet again to squeeze the last bit of press juice out of. All three have had a go now so hopefully this one is going to bed soon?

When asked about whether he became involved with Jolie during filming of “Mr & Mrs Smith,” whilst still being married to Aniston, Pitt clarifies "What people don't understand is that we filmed ['Mr. & Mrs. Smith] for a year. We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn't mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn't. I'm very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful."

Geez must be the only human on the planet that can put the words “affair” together with words like “proud” and “respectful.”

Clearly Pitt is in denial and has no place to go but to justify his actions in the saga otherwise how could he live with himself or more to the point how could we live with our image of Brad, the Golden Boy unless he made it all seem OK.

Let’s see if this latest spin helps to garner him an Oscar nomination because frankly it's not working on the general public.

Your move Aniston.

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