Gwyneth Paltrow Is So Not Cheesy

No way. She is class personified. You got that.

That is why at last Sunday’s Grammy Awards, she deemed it “cheesy” to walk down the red carpet with her husband and Coldplay front man, Chris Martin, opting to go solo. She told Fox News, “It’s cheesy. I mean, who wants to live like that?”

Oh the haughtiness, the fact she is totally above it. Brangelina; lovers of red carpet must be distressed by her comments.

But do we really believe her cheese?

Could it have anything to do with the fact that Martin doesn’t ever want to be seen with his wife in public and frankly this is something she cannot stand.

Here she is, a beautiful woman with a yoga toned body to boot and her husband doesn’t want to be seen with her. That’s gotta hurt.

Gwyneth strikes me as a pampered princess who always got her way before she met Martin. Then she got married and things changed.

So what’s a girl to do?

Well, Gwynnie had a good chat with herself and got into some serious self loving. She said “You be strong girl, you get yourself off that spoiled ass and you sashay down that red carpet like you own it and you dress yourself in the most sexiest, outrageous clothes and everyone is going to love you and worship at your feet.”

So far all Gwynnie has managed to extract from her public is a few raised eyebrows at her choice of outfits, but it takes time to gather worshippers and she is dedicated to assemble a group of sycophants so she can run back to her hubby and scream, you fool, look how much the world adores me.