March 15, 2009

Act Three, Scene One: Joaquin Phoenix Club Brawl



Yeah whatever, this story is getting boring now. How much controversy can newly minted rap star, Joaquin Phoenix cause?

It seems as if ever since Joaquin left acting and morphed into his new career as a hip hop star, he has been tainted with bad singing, bad dancing, falling of stages and now fighting with hecklers.

Come on, give us a break. It’s practically scripted.

Joaquin was performing at a Miami nightclub on Thursday night, when he was understandably heckled from the crowd due to his usual sloppy performance.

To which Joaquin shouted back, “We have a f**king bitch in the audience,” as well as this gem “I’ve got 1 million in the bank. What have you got bitch?” The crowd played their part in the ensuing clash by chanting, “Beat him up!”

Joaquin visibly exasperated, leapt into the crowd and both parties appeared to go at each other, though it was dark and nobody could really see.

Joaquin was then hauled away, before finally someone yelled “cut.” Actually, nobody yelled cut, but Casey Affleck should have, because he was certainly there to film the event, yet again.

That little piece of Thursday night fun was more staged than Hulk Hogan and the World Wide Wrestlers Federation.

When Casey gets around to putting this movie together, I don’t really know if it’s worth a view, after all, we’ve all seen it now anyway, on YouTube.

Check it out for yourself!

3 comments:

  1. Wonder when he is going to own up?

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  2. Yawn also boring. He is not Sasha Baron Cohen doing a mockumentary, he seems a bit pathetic. Guess we will have to wait for the movie.

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  3. at this rate Joaquin is more likely to break into the comedy scene than the hip hop scene

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