Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Fight Over Dumpee Title

Yeah, they are at it again. Only weeks after declaring they were a serious item to contend with at the Oscars, where they staged a lovey dovey vibe, Jennifer and John Mayer seem to have gone their separate ways. Boring!

Ok we’ve been there done that with these two but the question is who showed who the door first?

When you’re a celebrity and you’re part of a celebrity couple, it’s important that when you break up with the other party, you alert the media immediately afterwards and announce very loudly that it was in fact you that dumped the other person.

You need to beat the other person to the post by letting the press know so that you come out the winner. You never want to look like the loser in the story, that somebody dumped your sorry ass and left you crying at a cafe somewhere.

It’s not a good look.

So the question is did John Mayer dump Jennifer Aniston or did Jennifer dump John.

Initially it looked as if Mayer took the title of “Dumpee.” He got in there nice and early with the press to ensure it was angled his way. But now Jennifer has come out to say in fact it was she who dumped Mayer, allegedly saying he became cold and distant after the Oscars. Probably due to the fact he was more in love with his Twitter account.

Guys get over it, your act at the Oscars wasn’t fooling us. We knew it worked well for both parties but now that the contractual obligations are complete, there’s no point keeping up the charade, is there?

Though wondering what Aniston will do for a partner at the premiere of her new movie “Management.”

Better get John back.