March 5, 2009

John Mayer Votes For John Mayer, Unsurprisingly

I already got these two babies, what other goodies can I get for myself?


Well that’s a huge shock isn’t it? John Mayer’s at it again, big upping himself and partaking in a humongous marketing campaign at self promotion, even though he announced to the world that after his appearance with Jennifer Aniston at the Oscars, he would vanish from sight to work on an album.

Well he didn't. Guess he couldn’t stand to leave us without one of his fascinating witticisms.

Clearly tickled by the flurry of stories being written about him, albeit inadvertently through his association with Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer cannot help himself. He must be on the web researching how many articles refer to him on an hourly basis and studying each story at length. He then uses his Twitter page to wax lyrical on his favourite topic – himself.

In a Twitter post yesterday, Mayer said "I just voted on People's 'Is John Mayer a keeper?' poll. I clicked 'Love him'."

He’s referring to People’s poll asking punters whether Jennifer Aniston should stay with John Mayer and if he is a keeper.

Well unfortunately John adding his own vote on the matter hasn’t really seemed to help.

Results of the poll show that only 40% love him. The balance 60% who want Jennifer to lose the guy seem like very smart people indeed.

But you know John’s a very dedicated guy and he’ll put in the hours necessary to make John Mayer a fully fledged star. He’s determined to push up those statistics and won’t stop till we love him a full 100%.

Oh god, have we created a monster?

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