Ok we’re sickened, literally. Hands down the throat at this latest unnecessary statement by the ever so perfect yet titillating couple, well Brad anyway.
Clearly frightened by the power “She” yields on him, Brad felt the need at every given turn in Cannes to somehow mention Angelina and be thankful for their heavenly relationship and six god spun cherubs.
Speaking at an after-party in Cannes, Pitt said, “I am in love and I have the most beautiful family - what else can a guy want? I am the happiest man ever.”
“My daughter from Africa is beautiful. We’re so lucky to have her and to have children from around the world. They’re all fantastic and we would love another. Who knows, maybe we’ll have one in London, I’d like that.”
A zillion people round the world suddenly felt nauseous.
Yes we know you are apparently totally loved up with each other, we know you are perfectly assembled creatures, we know your brood of angels are glorious and we know you had to absolutely outshine Quentin Tarantino at the premiere of his movie Inglorious Basterds, at Cannes, but really it’s not necessary to shove your faeces down our throats?
Or perhaps Angelina wrote that little love statement for Brad to read out. Because it seemed staged. Why did Brad feel the need to declare his sugary feelings to the outside world? Who the hell are we? Sure we lapped up that crap but it really wasn’t necessary.
We never thought we were on their level anyway, after all we are just humans. They, on the other hand are specimens of perfection. The pressure to maintain the role of god’s most loved and beautiful couple on the planet must be massive.
How long can they sustain it before the next god-like couple hits town?
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Angie is hanging on for dear life
ReplyDeleteShe seems very possessive these days, he can't look anywhere. Still it must be hard when you are the celebrity couple of the century (sorry Nic and Tom, we are in a new century now) that you must always display you are in love with each other, what if you are having a bad day? I must admit she looks good in her pink dress and red lips. She use to be so cool in her all black outfits, she is starting to behave rather neurotic these days, who can blame her with a million photographers pointing there lens at you every minute. Good luck to them I am course as alway fascintated and look forward to seeing their twins soon , Vivianne and the other one whatever his name is with the beret.
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