Nicole Kidman appears to have gone back to her red hair or at least treated herself to a new red wig.
The white blond snow queen look that La Kidman perfected since she left Tom Cruise made her look like she was at least a thousand years old but was the only colour she could go for which allowed her to cover up all the grey granny hair she had.
Nicole has been searching for a new look since she became mother to Sunday Rose, and loving wife to Keith Urban. She realised that she had been getting some bad press since she was a cold blonde and now needed something that would warm up that icy expression she projects so well.
Nicole ordered a hundred orangutans have their hair shaven off so that a fresh red wig could be made for her head.
Last night, Nicole and Keith were seen in New York after leaving the Broadway play God of Carnage. Nicole had her new red wig soldered to her head along with what appeared to be a swelling belly.
Dressed in a shapeless, bag lady style pink slip, it caused the gathered press to assume at once she was pregnant. Which ofcourse is what Nicole wants you to assume, because Nicole knows it’s important to keep media attention on her at all times. God forbid that we should actually forget about her if the press didnt remind us.
Husband, Keith navigated his wife around the waiting media like the diligent sidekick he is. If anyone needed a makeover overhall, surely it’s Keith? The guy has been carrying around that mop of a highlighted hairstyle for the last twenty years as well as a love of orange skin. The pair couldn’t be more different and yet perhaps they are perfect together.
Get ready to see more of Nicole popping up all over the place as the year progresses, after all she has a movie coming out and it’s important to be seen and not forgotten.
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Red Hair does not help, she still looks like a plastic doll. Don't think much either for the pink nightie, you can see her muff! Why would she wear that, normally she is a prude, oh yeah for the baby rumours, yawn, yawn. Honestly these people who whore their children (or a surrogates) to get publicity is using a cheap tatic! I guess deperate times calls for desperate measures!
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