November 18, 2008

Sympathy Piece For The Handbag

Keith Urban at the World premiere of Baz Luhrmann's Australia






OK someome had to help the little fella out and write something about him. I mean he’s been pushed aside to let the Diva through.

At the “Australia” premiere in Sydney, Keith Urban was all but forgotten by the Great One. I think he really was holding Nicole Kidman’s handbag. He was positioned on the outskirts of the red carpet, behind the crowds, whilst Nic strode confidently where the main action was, flashbulbs going off in her face, waving to her fans and sharing frozen smiles with the paparazzi.

Keith’s mug must have turned up in like two published photos of the event, whilst Nic tried her hardest to be in every shot. I couldn’t find one photo published of both of them standing together but Keith was ordered to attend and he did what he was told because he was frightened.

This was where Nic really shone, so she didn’t need the little man to hold her back. After all she had the top boys, i.e. Baz Luhrmann and Hugh Jackman to pose with and after all Hugh is a lot taller.

2 comments:

  1. Poor bugger! he really looks a little sad these days. He was once a cool rock star, well rock via Tamworth and Nashville. He has become uncool because of her. I hope he gets his mojo back but that means leaving her and he has signed a deal to get paid for every year he is with her.

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  2. Oh dear he looks sad I hope he is not going back to rehab! She lead him to it because she demanded he was her handbag. What's with the 3 piece suit too. He looks like an Accountant not a rock star. She made him into a twerp!

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