Unless you’ve been hiding under a large rock for the last six months, you’ve probably sighted the absolute PR overkill that’s been undertaken to promote the hell out of Baz Luhrmann’s new movie "Australia" – just in case.
A lot of asses are on the line to ensure this movie is a hit, namely Nicole Kidman’s bony one, especially after being labelled number one Box Office poison since her last lot of movies bombed big time due to her wooden acting and bat face. So in case this movie turns out to be a dud, the promotion that has been shoved in your face daily has probably brainwashed you enough to go and see it.
At the press conference today, Kidman dressed in white displayed larger breasts than previously seen. These were purchased during the faux pregnancy phase in preparation for her dramatic comeback.
Kidman took her cue from Angelina, stating that "Australia" may indeed be her last movie and that she would be retiring to focus on motherhood. This angle seemed to have worked for Angelina, but Nicole must have forgotten that she worked on upcoming movie “Nine” immediately after giving birth and has already signed up to appear in “The Eight Wonder” and “The Danish Girl” with Charlize Theron.
So maybe after those ones, unless ofcourse her box office poison becomes box office sugar whereby she will sprinkle her sugar all over us by ensuring she nabs every lead in Hollywood which no doubt she will annihilate.
She also talked about having another kid, because she just bought a fresh pillow.
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Your right Cocobytes, she is box office poison and Baz should have used someone a little less plastic and a bit more real like Cate Blanchett who would have given the movie some integrity. She really lets the show down. Hugh is good and suits the drover role and so is the little boy Brandon he will go far.
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