And The Best Actress Oscar Goes to ... J Lo

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Obvious, right? For the highly viewed and critically acclaimed gem “El Cantante”. You seen it yet? Yeah didn’t think so. Guess nobody in the Academy did either.

But J Lo has, hundreds of times to be sure and felt she was shit hot and deserving to pick up that prize.

Once becoming a mommy to twins, Hollywood yawned and moved on leaving Ms Lopez with no choice but to get some serious publicity behind that huge butt of hers.

Delusional as hell, she told Latina Magazine, “I feel like I had that Oscar worthy role in ‘El Cantante’, but I don’t even think the academy members saw it. I feel like it’s their responsibility to do that, to see everything that’s out there, everything that could be great.”

Referring to the 2008 Oscars, she said “ It was funny; when the Oscars were on, I had just given birth on the 22nd, and the Oscars, I think, were a day or two later. I was sitting there with my twins - I couldn’t have been happier - but I was like, ‘How dope would it have been if I would’ve won the Oscar and been here in my hospital bed accepting the award?’ ‘Thank you so much! I just want to thank the academy!’ ”

Yeah seriously dope or dopey.

Can the woman speak so confidently after delivering that movie motza ball, “Gigli,” possibly the worst movie ever made?

Clearly she can.

The ego has definitely landed at the Lopez residence. Her husband Marc Anthony was in the movie too, but unfortunately he didn’t reach the dizzy heights of J Lo’s acting range so nobody mentioned him.

Jennifer from the block does feel she will get the Best Actress Oscar some day, her resolve will make it happen, mark my words.

She said, “Things will happen when they’re supposed to happen. I have the utmost faith and no doubt that it will one day, when and if it’s supposed to. You can’t get all crazy twisted over it.”

And don’t you doubt her. If Nicole can win one for wearing a plastic nose, it’s only a matter of time before J Lo’s stands at that podium to accept her Oscar.

Is Jennifer Lopez a Jewel Thief?

Well even celebs do what they gotta do to keep the funds rolling in. Or so it would seem.

Apparently Jennifer Lopez has kept a firm grip on $US50,000 worth of diamonds she borrowed from Swiss billionaire, Robert Mouawad, to wear to the launch of Andrea Lieberman’s fashion line ALC at Barneys. Other stars who attended the event including Gwen Stefani and Ellen Pompeo also borrowed jewellery but managed to return theirs.

J Lo was the only one diva enough to hang onto hers.

Mouawad’s people received a call from J Lo’s manager informing them Ms Lopez intended on keeping the jewellery. “As far as Mr Mouawad is concerned, Jennifer can have whatever she wants, but a premature demand seemed presumptuous. He will lose no sleep over $US50,000, and frankly, Jennifer’s endorsement is priceless.”

Naturally Jennifer’s manager insisted she was given the jewellery for hosting the event but we’re not going to fall for that one.

Come on. Let’s face it, J Lo isn’t the same bankable star she once was. In fact, does she even have any projects lined up? To say her endorsement is “priceless” is probably a bit of a stretch to say the least.

But we are in the midst of a global economic crisis and even stars are looking for innovative ways to bring in the moola.

It’s important for J Lo to get her paws on anything valuable, she’s got the twins to think of and who knows in these dark financial times when her next project will arrive.