Renee Says Keep Your Mitts off Bitch, He's Mine

As she slipped her hand confidently into his back pocket she let the world and Jennifer Aniston know just who was calling the shots on this one.

There they were in sexy Spain, Renee Zellweger, 40, Academy Award winner, on a secret tryst with her new toyboy, Bradley Cooper, 34, a man with a perennial Hangover.

Only problem, they were surrounded by a horde of pesky paps. Lightbulb: What better way to let Jen know that he’s Renee’s man than when the images are plastered around the world’s entertainment portals.

Just because a guy in Hollywood is single doesn’t immediately mean Jen gets first dibs at them. Doesn’t also mean they are instantly interested in Jen….clearly.

Yes we know the woman is need we say it … desperate, but hey Jen guess what, he’s just not that into you. There are other ladies out there who are sick of hiring a model for their red carpet event and are clawing their way to find that one hang up free guy, which is virtually impossible in the problem seductive world of Hollywood.

For once Renee’s permanently slit closed eyes opened to ensure they stayed peeled on her man. You never know when Aniston might pop up into Spain looking for Bradley.

On the other side of the world, a freshly golden streaked and newly tanned Aniston completed yet another magazine story revealing her breasts and illuminating the world as to how much she enjoyed being single and hoped to be friends with Brad one day...yawn.

Keep trying Jen, Sean’s coming up for dibs any day now.

Hello Sailor – John Mayer Gets His Sea Legs Out On Display

John Mayer gets stranger by the day. Gone are the smouldering, brooding singer, guitarist days of yore. Ok he can turn that on if he wants to, but clearly he doesn’t want to anymore.

He thinks he is some sort of super funny comedian now and he is pulling all the stops out to channel this new found supposed talent. It’s not a good look for him and more to the point, he’s really not funny.

Somewhere along the line someone said to him, hey dude, you are like really funny and you know that saying don’t believe the hype? Well you guessed it, he believed that shit.

Here he is on the Mayercraft, a 3 day gay old cruise to Mexico that Mayer hosted for his sycophantic attendees and entertained them with his music, comedy and antics including debuting a song called “Heartbreak Warfare” which left people wondering if it was about Jennifer Aniston, declaring in a comedy sketch that he had got it on with Perez Hilton and alluding to partaking in a bit of gayness on the side in a bid to be witty and risqué as well as showcasing his very long legs in this miniscule naval ensemble.

Ok it has to be said John Mayer is extremely good looking but he is going out of his way to damage his image and alienate his audience by acting like a total fool. The song “Daughters” is never going to be the same for me again when all I can picture is Mayer in those ludicrous shorts.

Ok the whole thing is mildly amusing but it just reeks of arrogant famewhoring.

At least we know one thing for sure, he’s not the next Sasha Baron Cohen.

Jennifer Aniston: The Evil Witch Comes Out of Hiding

Ok a bit dramatic, but then so is she.

We know the woman wants to hide from the paparazzi and who can blame her, she is hounded day and night. But this sort of cloak and dagger get up is ridiculous.

Jennifer Aniston was seen leaving her hotel room in New York early morning, for a day’s filming on her latest move “The Baster” which she co-stars with Jason Bateman.

Now that Ms Aniston has no need for the press, i.e. her attendance at the Oscars, and promotion for Marley & Me had finished, not to mention her subsequent break up with John Mayer as he was no longer required, she ensured she covered up well and popped on a witch’s hat just to throw everyone.

However when she did finally pop her head out from under her frightening headgear, she realised she had been trailed all along by at least fifty photographers so her cover up was pointless.

As above mentioned scheme was futile, the next day, Jennifer was back to swinging her golden locks at the camera as if she was filming a shampoo commercial.

If you can't beat em, join em.

Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Fight Over Dumpee Title

Yeah, they are at it again. Only weeks after declaring they were a serious item to contend with at the Oscars, where they staged a lovey dovey vibe, Jennifer and John Mayer seem to have gone their separate ways. Boring!

Ok we’ve been there done that with these two but the question is who showed who the door first?

When you’re a celebrity and you’re part of a celebrity couple, it’s important that when you break up with the other party, you alert the media immediately afterwards and announce very loudly that it was in fact you that dumped the other person.

You need to beat the other person to the post by letting the press know so that you come out the winner. You never want to look like the loser in the story, that somebody dumped your sorry ass and left you crying at a cafe somewhere.

It’s not a good look.

So the question is did John Mayer dump Jennifer Aniston or did Jennifer dump John.

Initially it looked as if Mayer took the title of “Dumpee.” He got in there nice and early with the press to ensure it was angled his way. But now Jennifer has come out to say in fact it was she who dumped Mayer, allegedly saying he became cold and distant after the Oscars. Probably due to the fact he was more in love with his Twitter account.

Guys get over it, your act at the Oscars wasn’t fooling us. We knew it worked well for both parties but now that the contractual obligations are complete, there’s no point keeping up the charade, is there?

Though wondering what Aniston will do for a partner at the premiere of her new movie “Management.”

Better get John back.

John Mayer Votes For John Mayer, Unsurprisingly

Well that’s a huge shock isn’t it? John Mayer’s at it again, big upping himself and partaking in a humongous marketing campaign at self promotion, even though he announced to the world that after his appearance with Jennifer Aniston at the Oscars, he would vanish from sight to work on an album.

Well he didn't. Guess he couldn’t stand to leave us without one of his fascinating witticisms.

Clearly tickled by the flurry of stories being written about him, albeit inadvertently through his association with Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer cannot help himself. He must be on the web researching how many articles refer to him on an hourly basis and studying each story at length. He then uses his Twitter page to wax lyrical on his favourite topic – himself.

In a Twitter post yesterday, Mayer said "I just voted on People's 'Is John Mayer a keeper?' poll. I clicked 'Love him'."

He’s referring to People’s poll asking punters whether Jennifer Aniston should stay with John Mayer and if he is a keeper.

Well unfortunately John adding his own vote on the matter hasn’t really seemed to help.

Results of the poll show that only 40% love him. The balance 60% who want Jennifer to lose the guy seem like very smart people indeed.

But you know John’s a very dedicated guy and he’ll put in the hours necessary to make John Mayer a fully fledged star. He’s determined to push up those statistics and won’t stop till we love him a full 100%.

Oh god, have we created a monster?

Jennifer Aniston Gorges Herself On Dog Biscuit

All in the name of promotion you understand.

Let’s make that clear. Jennifer Aniston only eats salads to ensure her beautiful figure stays firm and toned. But in this particular instance, a meaty dog biscuit was involved.

Aniston and Owen Wilson, stars of “Marley & Me” have taken their movie to Europe, heavily promoting it around the major cities.

In Cologne, Germany last Saturday, they continued their onslaught, appearing on popular TV show “Wetten, dass...?”

The show is known for getting its guests to do something zany and after losing a bet the pair wolfed down some dog biscuits. Actually it was Wilson that lost the bet, but he made Aniston share in his failure by getting her to take a doggy bite.

Aniston cheerfully played along but drank a large glass of water immediately after to flush the biscuit out of her system, just in case dog hairs started to grow.

Oscar Recap: Razzle Dazzle & All That Jazz

Well we were presented with a new all singing all dancing format for the 81st Oscars on Sunday night that was low on the jokes but high on the dazzle.

But did we love it’s campness?

Well let’s just say Hugh Jackman delivered a spectacular spectacle alright but lacked the sarcastic deliciousness of previous hosts, John Stewart, Billy Crystal and Whoopi Goldberg who had the gift of being able to send up the Hollywood community and make us all laugh at home even if the celebs who were at the Kodak Theatre didn’t or couldn’t chuckle due to tightened facial muscles.

To compensate for the fact that a financial crisis is taking place in the States, Hollywood tried to act as if cutting costs for big production numbers at the Oscars would be seen as sympathetic to the economic crisis and amusing to boot by the millions of people watching from home, so makeshift cardboard cut-outs representing the five best picture nominees were used as props to back up Hugh’s all singing/dancing review.

Yeah ok, we the peoples, were mildly amused by this but really it was like watching some seventies musical or possibly the Tony Awards which Hugh Jackman already hosted in a similar fashion.

The crowd was positioned closer to the stage inviting a theatresque, intimate setting where laughter could be heard reverberating around the room and dispelling the tension and intimidation experienced in previous years.

Unfortunately the pleasure of seeing Hollywood squirm as we have at past Oscars was sadly lacking but what we were rewarded with was a night of great speeches by a cross section of people.

Notable mentions of the night:

Hugh Jackman – performed a stellar Cabaret opening number complete with high kicks, thick orange pancake makeup and dried up saliva which seemed to be forming at the corners of his mouth due to nerves or dehydration perhaps?

Tina Fey & Steve Martin – one of the few really funny moments of the night. These two presented the Writers Awards and were just awesome together. Anyone got a script to throw their way?

Penelope Cruz – Won Best Supporting Actress and gave one of the best and real speeches of the night about growing up in a small town in Spain and her dreams of being at the Oscars.

Ben Stiller & Natalie Portman – Ben Stiller’s Joaquin Phoenix impersonation was spot on but not sure if everyone in the Kodak Theatre or watching from home for that matter got it.

Heath Ledger – Unsurprisingly, Heath won for Best Supporting Actor and even though he has been winning every precursor award in this category it was still extremely poignant to see his mother, father and sister come up to the stage to accept his award and give a very dignified speech on his behalf.

Kate Winslet – Finally won for Best Actress after being nominated several times. Looking breathtaking in her two toned YSL blue and black gown, her speech was much better than her over the top sermon she delivered for her win at the Golden Globes.

Sean Penn – Sean upstaged Mickey Rourke with his Best Actor win but gave a brilliant speech starting with "You commie, homo-loving sons of guns. I did not expect this, and I want it to be very clear that I do know how hard I make it to appreciate me often."

Danny Boyle – Our favourite of the night, Boyle’s speech was gracious and honest – a truly genuine guy.

But the best for last, the most noteworthy moment of the night though has to be the Brangelina vs Aniston debacle. As Jennifer Aniston took to the stage with Jack Black to present the Animation awards, the Oscar producers couldn’t resist a sneaky cut to Angelina Jolie to gauge her reaction.

But Jolie being the smart lady she was and noticing the camera lens pointing her way, had already arranged her features with a warm expression, smiling widely up at Aniston when the cameras panned her way as if what Aniston was saying was just so great and funny and if they were all going to invite each other over for a cup of tea real soon.

Ah Hollywood, don’t you just love em.

John Mayer To Make Virgin Debut At Oscars

With stars in his eyes, John Mayer announced that he would be attending Sunday night’s Academy Awards as Jennifer Aniston’s handbag.

This is John’s big chance to make an impression on Hollywood, after all, he is tall, dark, handsome and his home videos are super funny.

Surely he would be awesome on the big screen, so directors please do take notice of the man candy on Jen’s arm. It won’t be long before they are lining up outside his door with scripts.
Clearly starstruck with his gold star chance, John revealed his thrilling news in an interview with PopSugar saying:

“I’ll give you the scoop. I’m going to the Oscars. It’s my first Oscars. And it’s my first being an Oscar boyfriend. After that night I have a deal almost signed in blood that says I must go into the studio and finish this record. So after Oscar Sunday, Monday morning I’m invisible.”

Jennifer Aniston is rumoured to be a presenter at the event and no doubt with the power wattage of Brangelina on the red carpet, the woman definitely needs some support to get her through the seven or so hour show even if it is from a douche who is desperate to make it in Hollywood. But then again she’s using the guy too so it all evens out nicely.

Let’s hope there are some fireworks on the red carpet.

Note to Jennifer Aniston – You’re Not Married To Brad

Hey Jen, not sure if you are aware of this small fact but you’re not married to Brad Pitt anymore.

In fact, you haven’t been married to the guy for yonks, so it’s interesting you seem to be in denial and still call him your “husband.”

Which Jennifer did in a new interview and photo shoot in the March edition of Marie Claire with some of the stars of her latest movie “He’s Just Not That Into You,” including Drew Barrymore and Ginnifer Goodwin. They all discussed their dating woes and the usual problems us girls experience with men.

However, Aniston who loves to chastise the press for discussing her personal life, was the first to fire the flames by rehashing the topic once again.

Aniston said she was suspicious about the whole online dating thing and was frightened of the internet. Jeez. She prefers more prehistoric methods of communication like audio cassettes which she uses to creepily tape phone messages from all of her exes including her husband. Bizzaro stalker behaviour indeed.

Some highlights of the interview are:-

Marie Claire: You all have, um, colorful dating pasts. If you weren’t celebrities, how would you choose to meet men?
Drew Barrymore: Drunk in a bar. No, wait - kidding!
Jennifer Aniston: I’d have to be dragged out to places. Well, like I am now.
Marie Claire: No Match.com? No Facebook?
Jennifer Aniston: No, No, No. The Internet freaks me out.
Ginnifer Goodwin: I think it’s the Devil. We’re pack animals! We’re supposed to be connecting face-to-face.
Jennifer Aniston: The Internet warps reality. If you’re an Internet person, real life will fall short of what you have been privy to online - sexually, emotionally. It’s so unreal and gives you this sense of order where there isn’t any. You can’t drag and paste life!
Marie Claire: You don’t feel you can get to know someone online?
Drew Barrymore: You think people tell the truth about themselves? Every guy is 6′4″ with a huge schlong. That’s why people love it so much. Internet doesnot equal sodium pentothal.

And ..

Drew Barrymore: I remember when I first started dating, the big thing was Radioshack answering machines. It was such a huge deal to run home and check your messages. And when you could actually check from another phone? That was, like, the craziest thing ever!
Jennifer Aniston: I still have the cassette tapes of messages from my first boyfriend, my second boyfriend, my husband… it’s like saving love letters.

Note the use of “husband” and not “ex husband” Psychologists will have a field day on her inadvertent slip.

Jennifer, for your own sake, move on from Brad. You’ve got John Mayer now. Go and tape some of the “gems” that he spouts out of his gob – he will love you forever for that one.

Is Jennifer Aniston Playing John Mayer Out?

If the answer's yes, then it would serve the douchebag right for his previous misdemeanours to womanhood.

It seems that Jennifer Aniston was spotted sneakily creeping out the back door of Chateau Marmont last week, (hangout of more obvious bad girl types; Lyndsay Lohan, Sienna Miller and Paris Hilton), with a gorgeous man in tow, who was holding Ms Aniston tightly as if his life depended on it and helping her to navigate through the horde of spying nosey bodies who were openly gawking at the pair.

By all accounts her hot companion was way better looking and better behaved than Mayer. Witnesses described him as “taller, darker and handsomer,” and he appeared a lot more protective, shielding Aniston from the pushy peeps as they made their way to the safety of their awaiting limo.

For Aniston’s part, the same witnesses said she was looking "absolutely radiant and ravishing”.

Is Jen playing John Mayer out or is she just ensuring that he proposes to her on her upcoming 40th birthday?

Let's see how this saga pans out as 2009 progresses.

Brad Pitt – Bringing Respect Back to Affairs

While other human beings carry out their clandestine affairs with deceit, lust and guilt, Brad Pitt is the only person in the world that can hold his head up high; proud of the decent and dignified way he handled his affair with Angelina Jolie whilst being married to Jennifer Aniston.

Pitt was mouthing off in yet another interview for W magazine where he managed to twist reality and come across as some sort of saint just in time for the Oscar nomination list to be announced. Pitt is on the cover of the magazine looking a bit Button-ey - all wrinkly, grainy and real, possibly implying the guy is true and speaks no bullshit.

The love triangle concerning Pitt, Jolie & Aniston is resurrected yet again to squeeze the last bit of press juice out of. All three have had a go now so hopefully this one is going to bed soon?

When asked about whether he became involved with Jolie during filming of “Mr & Mrs Smith,” whilst still being married to Aniston, Pitt clarifies "What people don't understand is that we filmed ['Mr. & Mrs. Smith] for a year. We were still filming after Jen and I split up. Even then it doesn't mean that there was some kind of dastardly affair. There wasn't. I'm very proud of the way that it was handled. It was respectful."

Geez must be the only human on the planet that can put the words “affair” together with words like “proud” and “respectful.”

Clearly Pitt is in denial and has no place to go but to justify his actions in the saga otherwise how could he live with himself or more to the point how could we live with our image of Brad, the Golden Boy unless he made it all seem OK.

Let’s see if this latest spin helps to garner him an Oscar nomination because frankly it's not working on the general public.

Your move Aniston.

John Mayer & Pete Wentz Stroke Each Others Egos

Nauseating isn’t it? Not sure whose ego is bigger, but if size does matter then these two douches have egos ten times larger than their pea brains and any other working equipment they might own.

John Mayer seems more interested in sucking up to bestie, Pete Wentz, bass player from Fall Out Boy and husband of airhead Ashlee Simpson, than talking it up about latest squeeze Jennifer Aniston, even though she has really scraped the bottom of the compliment barrel to come up with some bullshit praise for his sad ass.

The story goes that as Wentz and band were being interviewed for the upcoming February issue of Blender magazine at The Beverly Hills Hotel, who should rock up right on cue but none other than boyfriend, John Mayer. Clearly, feeling media interest on him waning, Mayer felt it necessary to cut in on Wentz’ press time and thereby keep his own hype chugging along.

When asked about Wentz, Mayer’s perplexing response was,

“Pete has this fabulous meta-awareness.” “Some people mistake it for narcissism, but it’s really just his way of playing with the idea of ‘Pete Wentz.’ His genius is he’s always one step ahead.” Mayer also admires the way Wentz has navigated the perils of tabloid romance: “To have this beautiful relationship with someone who gets attacked so often, and to handle it with such grace and respect—I just find that really impressive.”

Firstly, can somebody explain what meta awareness is?

Secondly, why does John Mayer elevate Pete Wentz, (who in the same Blender interview says about Ashlee Simpson “I hunted her down and shot the dart in her,”) to the heights of being a genius?

Answer – because John Mayer who is in a parallel situation to Wentz with his own famous girlfriend Aniston, thinks he is a genius too and is actually referring to himself via the smoke screen of talking about Wentz. He couldn’t care less about Pete, I mean why would you? Mayer just wants the world to know that he is totally clever and shit hot and can come up with inspired words like “meta-awareness” that everyone is going to start using because it’s just so damn awesome.

I think in this instance, meta egomaniac is probably more suitable and even more awesome.

Click here to read story on Blender.

I Can Still See You Jennifer

In case you didn’t know, that's Jennifer Aniston under that hoodie and striped scarf coming out of John Mayer’s NY apartment, Friday night. Yeah sorry Jen, had to blow your cover and give it away to the world.

Perhaps if you tried to look more inconspicuous you would have gone a bit more unnoticed instead of coming out all skanky ho tracksuit girl.

We know you don’t want to look like you was gettin jiggy with Mayer and then leaving to go back to your own apartment, but we are all adults here so just get over yourself and figure out which role to play.

Jen clearly must have been reading my blog, because the very next day she re-materialised out of Mayer’s flat in the morning, after a second night of horizontal mambo, but this time she seemed happy to reveal herself to the waiting paparazzi, not cowering under her hoodie, with just her striped scarf as a clue to her identity. She even went so far as to offer a small smile for the cameras as if to say, yes it’s me, yes I’ve been having sexy time with Mayer, yes I have lustrous blonde hair and a tight bod.

Jen’s ramping up all stops to ensure “Marley & Me” is a success when it opens on Christmas Day, so only maximum press overkill will do. And I think she’s figured just how to do that. Walk out of you’re toy boy’s building with head high. Pimp your ass and flaunt your slutiness. You go girl.

To see the full details of Jen's overkill, click here.

Aniston & Mayer Go For The Kill, The Press Overkill

Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer being spotted in New York is just so common now, it’s practically an hourly occurrence, especially in the final days leading up to Christmas when Aniston’s movie “Marley & Me” opens.

It’s vital to be spotted at frequent intervals around town and if there is a toy boy with you that can help you sell even more media space, then all the better. Images can then be taken of the couple and splashed worldwide but the essential point here is to be front and center in people’s minds before the movie starts.

Aniston needs this to be a box office hit if she wants to keep working in movie land. Her other attempts have generally been shit, so all bets have been placed on Marley’s furry shoulders. Aniston’s asking a lot with a story about a puppy but hey it’s Christmas, you just never know.

To aid this effort, Aniston & Mayer were seen two nights in a row this week, walking, just walking, to where exactly nobody knew or cared. They didn’t want to use their hire car to take them the five steps required to get from one venue to the next as has previously been the norm because they needed the paparazzi to take a shot or at least fifty so people don’t forget who they are in time for Aniston’s movie release.

They smiled, giggled and looked adoringly into each other’s eyes. Well Aniston looked into Mayer’s eyes and Mayer just looked strange. The whole thing seemed staged as previously they have gone out of their way to avoid being photographed together.

As it was Aniston who was due to gain from the public display of affection, Mayer not wanting to be overshadowed, came up with this pearl to help his girly’s movie.

"I'm happy to report the movie is completely in focus."
"I want everyone to know that," he told the gathered paps.

He then joked that he and Aniston were walking all the way to Harlem. "90 more blocks, guys!" he teased photographers. "90 more blocks!"

Oh, he’s an absolute scream that one.

The paps chuckled at the merriment being shared amongst them and all was well again that snowy night in New York.

Jennifer, John, Owen, Marley & Me

So this is what all that press was leading up to, you know the Oprah interview, Vogue article, GQ piece etc, that was all for this? Yeah that’s right it’s the premiere of Jennifer Aniston’s movie “Marley & Me,” about a puppy or something.

The way Aniston was everywhere on the press circuit I thought she was launching a new space station. No, no, it’s just a movie about a dog. OK, it is a cute puppy dog but was it necessary for Aniston to do the blanket publicity coverage thing for that?

But then again I guess that’s the measure a girl has to take these days when she has a movie launching the same week as her ex husband. Yes that’s right, the same ex husband by the name of Brad Pitt that said girl was once married to.

And there was every chance that this certain Brad Pitt would bring his partner, a certain Angelina Jolie to his premiere night scheduled on the same week to make it a media spectacle.

He did bring her and she did make it a media spectacle.

Hence the need to keep up with these people if not upstage them entirely.

Aniston came quite close to that at the “Marley & Me Premiere.” She was positively glowing with masses of blonde hair, golden Californian tan and teeny weeny black dress.

And then there was pale faced John Mayer, her new boyfriend. Mayer did his best to keep up with the scrutiny and was clearly enamoured by the all the press attention but he lets the side down. Besides from the fact that they never posed together for the money shot - but that’s only a matter of time.

Keep trying Jen, The Brange is within reach.

Jennifer Aniston Goes to Nude School to Promote Movie

I really hope this is the last of Jennifer Aniston’s self promotion run of late, it’s getting tiring.

Each week there is a new yet vaguely similar angled story and this week is no exception. We are privy to Aniston’s naked body posing with just a tie around her neck on the cover of the next issue of GQ in a final burst of press overkill.

OK, granted its one hell of a body but where does she go from here? She has exposed herself both vocally and now bodily, so what’s the next place she can take us to. Perhaps try shutting your mouth girl, I hear you cry. Couldn’t agree more.

In the interview she rehashes that old chestnut about Angelina Jolie’s admission of her & Brad’s affair during the making of "Mr & Mrs Smith" saying,

“Well, you know, that was definitely a confirmation for me of something that wasn’t quite confirmed at the time.” “Considering the source, nothing surprises me.”

Byting words indeed but Aniston had just said at the beginning of this week in an interview with USA Today to promote her upcoming movie “Marley & Me,” that she didn’t understand the public’s preoccupation with her private life.

"I think it's ridiculous. There's just this insatiable need. I also haven't had a movie in a long time, so hopefully this is going to create something else to talk about and realize that I have a job, and I'm an actress."

And again,

"I am honestly getting sick of it, and I feel like telling people, "You know what? It's none of your (expletive) business."

Note to Jen (in big letters) – so stop talking about yourself and fanning the flames – perhaps try shutting the (expletive) up.

To read rest of USA Today interview, click here

Jennifer Takes Gushing To A New Level Over John Mayer

Jennifer Aniston who has been on the press merry go round promoting her new movie “Marley & Me” has broken her own rule of not discussing her relationships by hurling superlatives to UK Daily Mirror on how “extraordinary” John Mayer is.

Clearly giddy with new love for the 31 year old musician, Aniston gushed embarrassingly over him, raising him to new heights of brilliance and to the level of a demi-god.

"He's a rare one. He is extraordinary and it is wonderful to watch him. The way his brain works and the way he thinks thoughts... it's beautiful," she said.

"It's an amazing thing to watch a musician think. I don't know many musicians but when his guitar is on him it's just like a channel. It's something I've never ever seen before," she added.

Wow deep shit.

The fact the guy can think thoughts is pretty amazing.
I just have thoughts but to actually think them, well....genius, right there.

Jen & John initially got together in April of this year with Jen moving rapidly to obsession within a short time following him like a puppy to Europe whilst he was touring and doing the groupie thing backstage and on the tour bus.

They then broke up in August with Mayer charmingly announcing to the press he had dumped her sorry ass, only to get it back on again in October and by November all was clearly forgiven by Aniston and she was back to where she was originally – falling at Mayer’s feet.

John Mayer’s extraordinary ego must be the size of a house right now.

Let’s hope for her sake that his ego is worth it.

To see the full interview click here

Oh God, They’re Back Together

Looks like Jennifer Aniston and her publicity starved toy boy, John Mayer, are back together again. I guess Mayer couldn’t stand not having the soothing feeling of camera flashbulbs burn his eyeballs and he just wasn’t feeling the love without Jen at his side. Let’s face it, the photos of him solo were fetching 2 cents each.

So John thought long and hard about what was really important in life and love and decided to give her a call.

Jen and John were seen dining together last night in New York. They left the restaurant separately because nobody knew about their relationship nor noticed the swarm of paparazzi tagging behind them and then met up at the Goldbar. Afterwards, they couldn’t stand the all the cloak & dagger stuff so just left together to head back to their hotel.

A radiant Aniston appeared on Oprah earlier the same day after a crammed week promoting of her upcoming movie “Marley & Me” to talk about the “uncool” comments she made about Angelina Jolie in the December issue of Vogue. She tried her best to backpeddle and appear like someone who wasn’t bitter and twisted about her marriage, going so far as to wish the Brangelina well.

Instead she was clearly gagging to discuss her on again union with Mayer, admitting she was seeing him and talking him up to be the saint that he truly is.


Looking forward to see how this one plays out.

Jennifer’s Not Bitter At All

In Jennifer Aniston’s article in the upcoming December Vogue magazine she is still discussing Angelina Jolie. Aniston says:

“I felt those details were a little inappropriate to discuss,"

"That stuff about how she couldn’t wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool.”

Jennifer, listen up. Important Lesson – Don’t show Angelina how much you care, you are just giving her more power and you seem well, just so jealous. Yes we know Angelina was “uncool”, actually I can think of a better word than uncool, but we get the point. I know you want to bring her down, I mean who doesn’t, that woman needs to take a step down from her saintly throne for a while and smell the real world. But you don’t need to be the person trying to break her. I know you want to, I truly feel your pain but you need to move on.

It’s interesting these people that need to keep the discussion alive about their ex’es like Jennifer and Nicole Kidman long after they are divorced.

Is this because they feel they are just not an interesting read unless the discussion includes their A lister ex husbands in some capacity? Is the copy a bit more compelling and readable if their exes are mentioned in some way. Hmm ... could be a point really. Let’s face it, there probably wouldn’t be much copy if it the article was just on them.