The Cruises Bring Robot Glamour To Japan

The Cruises. They’re strange aren’t they or is that stating the bleeding obvious.

They look shiny perfect and expensive, and no hair is ever out of place, yet there is something peculiar & odd about them. Particularly Tom.

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise touched down at Narita airport in Japan on Sunday and as expected, hordes of fans were waiting for their arrival. Tom is still flogging “Valkyrie” to the peoples and he dragged Katie and Suri along to ensure maximum publicity for his movie.

Katie is apparently taking a break from filming her current movie, “The Extra Man,” or did Tom organise her "break" so that she could accompany him?

Even after the long flight, the Cruises had their white toothy smiles in place, actually just Tom did, Katie wasn’t willing to go that far to help his cause. She had the look of someone who couldn’t wait to get to her hotel room and have a long nap.

Their clothes were beautiful and Suri as always, was dressed ridiculously for a child who has just been on a flight – in a bright red dress with a tiny white cardigan. Hardly practical clothes for a kid.

The Cruises should take a page out of Brangelina’s book who arrived at the same airport with the children dressed sensibly for the flight a month ago. But then maybe only Brangelina can get away with dressing normally, they would still cause a riot no matter where they travelled to and what they wore.

The Cruises on the other hand need to ensure they stand out for maximum impact and press coverage, after all there’s a movie to be promoted and god forbid that they should be ignored.

When All PR Options Are Exhausted, Bring Out The Baby

Yeah that’s right, desperate times call for desperate measures.

Things aren’t looking too good for Nicole Kidman. Her movie “Australia” is not delivering in the States, she can’t remember which lie sound byte she used at the last press call, she’s getting a lot of negative press from everywhere including this one so now it’s time.

It’s time to get Sunday Rose out to do her job.

It may seem like an early career start for Sunday Beef Roast, but there’s an economic crisis going down and she needs to pull her weight and earn her salary.

Nicole has seen how brilliantly ex hubby Tom Cruise, has exploited Suri to keep him in the press and soften his cuckoo image and Suri has delivered in spades.

Sunday Rose could do that for Nicole.

But the question needs to be asked, why are they strolling with the kid in her arms when they have a perfectly good driver they could use? Come on, celebrities don’t stroll anywhere. Why isn’t the baby in a stroller, wouldnt that be easier for both parent and child?

It all points to a massive ruse. You decide.

Parting shot – Love the way Keith never gets to hold Sunday Rose. That honour goes strictly to Nicole. Sometimes he is seen tentatively touching a baby toe or a finger – but that’s all he’s allowed. It’s Nicole’s moment, deal with it.