Madonna: Desperately Seeking Youth

Madonna made a desperate play to show she can still kick it with the young girls out there by dressing up in a ridiculous school girl outfit to attend a fancy dress party for the Jewish celebration of Purim which was held at the Kabbalah Centre in New York on Monday night.

Looking more like her daughter Lourdes especially with her newly acquired twelve year old face to match, Madonna, 50, did nothing to dispel rumours that she is jealous of Lourdes trend setting look and growing popularity, by raiding her daughter’s wardrobe and demanding she lend her mother her Converse sneakers for the event.

Clearly, Madonna wanted to set the record straight to anyone who thought she might be ready for a granny blanket and a warm cup of soup, hope you are taking note Guy Ritchie.

Jesus Luz, her alleged new toyboy, for reasons known only to the couple, was dressed as The Joker, complete with scary face paint which obscured his usual handsome features. To add to the confusing he arrived at the Centre hand in hand with Jessica Seinfeld.

We can only wonder what Jerry wore?

Guy Ritchie - Grossed Out By Madonna & Jesus

Well can you blame him?

It seems that Madonna’s salacious photo shoot in the March issue of W magazine with alleged new toy boy, Jesus Luz, has totally repulsed her ex husband, Guy Ritchie.

He apparently told Madonna that the images were embarrassing and were grossing out their children. A sentiment equally echoed by the rest of us who had the distinct displeasure of eyeballing the photos.

The images shot by Stephen Meisel in Rio de Janeiro, though beautifully photographed, show the 50 year old singer in provocative poses with 20 year old Jesus Luz which leave nothing to the imagination and reveal a desperate need to show the world that her granny bones are still appealing to a young, hot guy.

It would be interesting to see what Lourdes who at 12 years old is closer in age to Jesus Luz, thinks about the photos, let alone Rocco, 8 and David Banda, 3.

But then apparently Madonna doesn’t let her children read any newspapers, listen to the radio or watch television so they are under the impression she is as apple pie mummy as Carol Brady. And I’m sure that nobody has ever slipped them an incriminating photo of their mother, so naturally they are in the dark about her slutty ways, right? The media block out is probably lifted when they are thirty years old.

Madonna was pissed off when Guy Ritchie had the sense to criticise her. Not because she is on the whole, always pissed off about something and not because she is concerned if the kids actually see a picture of her bony ass, but because she hates anyone, especially her ex husband commenting on what she does “artistically” with her career.

Nobody questions her Madgesty’s artistic integrity, nobody.

You got that Guy.

Lourdes Leon Is Rockin Her Fashion Style

Twelve year old Lourdes Leon seems to have overtaken her mother, Madonna on the hip style stakes.

Actually come to think of it, it was pretty easy to overtake Madonna, let’s face it; the woman’s style has been quite dubious since the eighties.

Either Lourdes has got a stylist of her own or she is really good at throwing things together but the kid has been looking oh so hip & rock star leaving the Kabbalah Centre in New York, with her mother, in a funky mixture of Converse trainers, brightly coloured tights, cool t-shirts and a bevy of assorted hats, whilst still looking age appropriate.

That said, she manages to perfect the same bitchy expression on her face as Madonna.

We will have our chance to see if Ms Leon turns out just as doggy as her mother, as it looks like she wants to be, surprise, surprise, an actress and will be following her famous mum’s footsteps into the entertainment world.

Lourdes has been enrolled to attend New York’s famous Professional Children’s School, of which celebrities such as Scarlett Johansson, and Sarah Jessica Parker have also graced with their presence.

So she’s got the fashion down pat, let’s hope for Lourdes sake, that her acting debut turns out a lot better than her mother’s.